DISQUS

David Gifford · 2 years ago

I'm here to spread the word...and the word is as follows: Ronald Jenkees is the single greatest thing that ever lived, be it animal, vegetable, or mineral. He's simply that good.

Adam Pieniazek · 2 years ago

I'll agree with you, David, that Ronald Jenkees is "that good" but,

watermelons > Ronald Jenkees

it's not really a contest...sorry buddy but watermelons are damn tasty and renewable, there's only one Ronald Jenkees.

StraightUpKid · 2 years ago

...i was gonna say a bad thing to satisfy my inner demon but.. i cant... hes too good. DAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNN

jenkeesisfake · 9 months ago

Finally a youtube video that shows how Ronald Jenkees is a fake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlXJsd9BT20

Spread this vid.

Adam Pieniazek · 9 months ago

Umm...duh?

You know I never bothered to care whether Ronald Jenkees was "real" or not. To me, he was alive, producing music and playing into his persona. That's real. Just because his real name is not Ronald Jenkees doesn't make Ronald Jenkees fake.

Guess what, Jay-Z, Tupac, Biggie, Axel Rose, etc. are not real either. The music kicks ass and the persona is awesome. Get over it. If anything I give him even more credit now for creating awesome music and a captivating persona.

David G · 9 months ago

Well, the joke is on the haters. The fact is that Benjamin Feltes and the Big Cheez were the fake names. Ronald Jenkees is both his name and the stamp on his legend. The other monikers were for his act, but he finally decided to cut to the chase and make it real for people like me who've always scraped the frosting off cuz we just wanted the CAKE! And let's face it: Ronald Jenkess is all cake, my friends.

I think he legally changed his name to B. Feltes, but who he is inside is what counts. It's the little man inside that you have to address. What's HIS name, that's the question you should be asking. "Hey little man, what's your name?" My friends, the answer both now and forever, stretching from that glorious point back eons ago in the mists of time itself, right up to the present day and stretching into the future as far as the eye can see? It's Ronald Jenkees, that's who.

Really, a guy like him should live a thousand years. We may never see the likes of him again.

Adam Pieniazek · 9 months ago

True David, couldn't have said it any better myself.

Mike Blake · 6 months ago

It's lil wayne stuntin like my daddy,mixed with the 007 theme, and some improvisation.

Mike Blake · 6 months ago

I'm not hatin. It's a hard beat and I'm a fan of Jenkees